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The Doctor and the Jar

An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, “Well, doc, it’s like this first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. ‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

“We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbour?”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

 

* Facebook post by Apache Lion.

 

 

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8 Responses to “The Doctor and the Jar”

  • Very deep:

    What can the story mean?
    A doctor, a jar – must be the covid pandemic.
    The old man – should be the great leader.
    The hands, legs, etc. – must be the kakis, the sub leaders.
    The neighbor – the foreign workers and residents.
    Cannot open the jar – cannot solve the pandemic.

    Tio boh? Or just reading too much?

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  • MarBowling:

    Good one. Just finished dinner. Saw your posting. Have a very good laugh which is very good to our health, amidst Covid 19! Thank you.

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  • Laugher the best medicine:

    Don’t be so serious. It is actually very simple.

    The 85yo went home laughed until cannot stand therefore nothing come out.

    Why? Cause he looked at the size of the jar, he knew the doctor was out of his mind, expected too much from him.

    Lucky he didn’t die of heart attack.

    Very deep:
    What can the story mean?
    A doctor, a jar – must be the covid pandemic.
    The old man – should be the great leader.
    The hands, legs, etc. – must be the kakis, the sub leaders.
    The neighbor – the foreign workers and residents.
    Cannot open the jar – cannot solve the pandemic.

    Tio boh? Or just reading too much?

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  • Just an observant:

    Just a lame joke.

    Not necessary to over associate.

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  • Part 2:

    Good one.

    Laugher the best medicine: The 85yo went home laughed until cannot stand therefore nothing come out.

    Why? Cause he looked at the size of the jar, he knew the doctor was out of his mind, expected too much from him.

    Lucky he didn’t die of heart attack.

    A few years later,the man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions. “Yes,” says the Doctor, “I would advise you to take in a boarder.” A year later at his 90th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine his wife is pregnant. The Doctor remarks: “so you took my advice and took in a boarder?” “Yes I did, is the reply, and she’s pregnant also…..”

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  • xoxo:

    I see it as a satire relevant to ageing sgs and all sgs at large.

    The *doctor*(gahmen) paint a SEX-CITING(exciting) picture to the 85 yo(represents seniors) as if there are some *hopes* of good things to come.

    Then,later,the old man realise how difficult to obtain(cant even open the can together with all others around him?).

    In the end,the dictor(PEE M) LAUGH OUT LOUD AT ALL THOSE WHO GOT CONNED BY HIS *CHASING THAT RAINBOW* cliche!

    No sgs will be left behind?

    Only EMPTY WORDS like the empty *jar*???

    LPPL.

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  • Jar:

    Jar real.

    Doc.fake.

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  • SIN NIS:

    Wisdom in SIN Crazy must pofmaed better isded.
    Idiocy SIN ahhh wisdom ahhh millionaire ticket NA
    Ahhh then
    Who worth 52 SIN$?
    To whom?
    Man? Prostitute?
    Would LKS do? U think mad n desperate huh.?
    Would MY do? Possiblrrr huh?
    Unless very very sioky!
    Woman ney? Ducky?
    Would Prostitute do? U think desperate n stupid huh?
    Unless
    Ducky dares kid SIN Baoj, SIN Bao, got meh?
    Oooooooooo!

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