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Singaporeans! Here’s how to end hunger in Ethiopia – the CPF way 1. Confiscate 20% of the food of every Ethiopian. This confiscated food will be stored in their CPF (Cheat People’s Food) account, to ensure these starving Ethiopians have enough to eat after retirement. 2. Donors who give food to Ethiopians must... 

I  live in a kampung and amongst us there lives a villager whose “profession” is that of a burglar. We are all very tense because everytime we forget to lock our house doors or windows, something gets stolen. So we had a village council meeting and at the meeting a council elder suggested we pay the village thief a monthly...