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		<title>The Doctor and the Jar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2021 04:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, &#8220;Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.&#8221; The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor&#8217;s office and gave him the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did LTA and SBS buy bolts from Taobao?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2016 09:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LTA and SBS Transit say that the dislodged platform door on DTL station at Sixth Avenue was due to a bolt that holds the door to the guide rail loosening over time. How can this be when Sixth Avenue Station was only opened in Dec 2015? What kind of bolt did they use? From [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SPH getting more desperate?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warren Fernandez seems to be getting quite desperate and running out of ideas &#8211; as his multiple revamp of the Straits Times fail to arrest declining revenues and readership figures with SPH suffering three straight years of falling profit &#8211; judging from the proliferation of news on handsome police and hawkers. &#160; The Alternative View [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A satire on Lee Hsien Loong being &#8216;volunteer No. 1&#8242;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOW, this guy has outdone himself. 1. “[H]e has two separate systems, one for e-mail and another for Internet browsing.” Erm, you know that means both systems require Internet access, right? He would “go through the trouble” of copying down the link into a PDF file that he would “send to the other side” – [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great achievements by future 4th generation leaders</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2016 09:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[4th Generation PAP. - Shuts down Internet. - Raids homes over Facebook postings. - Bans sponsorship of social events like Pink Dot. - Withdraw funding for comic book. - Claims harassment over a blog post. - Wants blogs to post $50,000 deposit. - Arrests sticker lady. What else next? * Facebook post by Andrew Low [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dim-witted PRC robbers duped into taking small value foreign banknote rather than iPhone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2016 04:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man from eastern China outwitted three armed robbers by persuading them to take a foreign banknote worth less than 30 yuan (SGD$6) rather than steal his iPhone, a newspaper reported. The man, 22, from Wenzhou in Zhejiang province fooled the thieves into thinking that a 5,000 won note in his pocket was a euro [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PRC MILF offers sex bribe to US customs officer for $160k of undeclared luxury goods</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2015 06:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Chinese woman has been accused of offering sex as a bribe to a U.S. customs official at JFK airport, after she was caught red handed with a considerable amount of undeclared luxury goods. Hong Yang, 55, first arrived at New York&#8217;s John F. Kennedy International Airport from Paris last July with her sister and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PRC tourist fined HKD$2000 for taking life jacket as &#8216;souvenir&#8217; from Cathay Pacific flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2015 06:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly Chinese woman has been fined HK$2,000 after being found guilty of stealing a life jacket from a Cathay Pacific aircraft. According to the woman herself, however, she simply assumed that there was one kindly provided for every passenger to take home as a souvenir. The 64-year-old from Shaanxi province was journeying to Xi’an [...]]]></description>
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