Another ‘outbreak’ expected in September 2020?

Road closure in our techie's village, where the only road leading into the city is blocked by local officials with tree trunks.

On Weibo, one of China’s most popular forum, humorous netizens are predicting that another ‘outbreak’ is very highly likely come September of 2020.

These netizens opined that come September or October 2020, China will be faced with a dire shortage of hospital beds, especially in hospitals that have maternity wards due to this ‘outbreak’.

The reason, according to them, is that due to the strict travel restrictions imposed throughout the country, millions that have been confined to their homes will have practically nothing to do since they cannot visit their friends and relatives to dine, drink and nor gamble.

As such, the majority of men who are married or have girlfriends with them would most likely be indulging themselves in the most pleasurable and free ‘past time’ of having sex (in a small space?), sexing throughout the days and into the nights.

With travel restrictions and provision shops being forcibly closed, “preventive measures” are hard to implement, therefore resulting in pregnancies and eventual babies outbreak about 10 months later.

Comforting however to note, is that the predicted ‘outbreak’ may not be a bad thing, it brings joy and the carriers are not contagious during the 10 months dormant period.

On a related note, if the prediction by China’s netizen comes true, maybe the authorities in Singapore can take a leaf from its counterparts in China’s and declare a similar lock down to increase the nation’s TFR, which has reportedly been falling like flies.

What do you think?

 

 

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12 Responses to “Another ‘outbreak’ expected in September 2020?”

  • Truth Seeker:

    As a friend in China who is mostly trapped in her apartment wrote on Chinese social media, after years of being caged by humans, wild animals have used this virus to turn the tables, and have managed to cage a billion people. Payback, I guess.

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  • Spore must do the right thing:

    the above if meant as a joke, ok.

    if meant to be anything else, it is just crying wolf.

    all humans whether in China or India or Spore ffff everyday sometimes more than once a day.

    where got outbreak?

    the above maybe is by pap IB. then ffff the pap IB.

    if the above is not by pap IB, then bro, no need lah to go like that. we don’t need to topple pap via pap dirty tricks. we topple pap via the law of pap doing wrong things and lying about them daily.

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  • ConcentratñCamp VirusOutberak?:

    What about those ‘caged’ people?
    Paynow, Payback, PayPals, Paylah?

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  • Bobo:

    No worries right. By then maybe our various opposition parties could handle it very well. More heads thinking is better than one head.

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  • Financially Speaking:

    Ha-ha-ha! Smart Investors would by buying shares in Face Mask manufacturers & possibly vaccine pharmaceutical companies now.

    8-9 months down the road, switch to Baby Formula manufacturers, importers of Baby prams, Infant & Baby accessories.

    Not being inhumane here but life’s tough! Got to make money just to survive in a money-faced economy like S’pore. Plus S’pore’s high cost of living eco-system to boot!

    After we don’t have the protection of high salaries in Temasek & the often-said “long-term” horizon (Ah Kong’s money or taxpayers?) when the investment had gone the wrong way! True or not?

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  • justanothercitizen:

    I wasted 5 mins reading this.

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  • TruBlu:

    POPULATION AUGMENTATION POLICY or population destruction in reality?

    rather have a HEALTHY SMALLISH NATION THAN A SICK NATION half-filled with NON-COMMITTED INHABITANT$$$?

    TOTAL DEFENCE?
    Even the TOUGHEST COMMANDOS IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO VIRUS!

    GAHMEN NEED TO RE-THINK AND RE-GROUP.

    POLICY-MAKING IS NOT LIKE BAKING KUEH-KUEH FOR CHINESE NEW YEAR LAH!

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  • @ConcentratñCamp VirusOutberak?

    Everything now all either Wechat or Alipay, can’t find cash even in villages now.

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  • Bite your tongue:

    Dont start a population explosion again.
    Go stock up on contraceptives and condoms.
    Give our planet a break please!

    Tech: Its a 12km walk to the nearest pharmacy that’s in business at the edge of the city. After 12km+12km roundtrip, can still sex meh? lol

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  • 等疫情一过,要么养出一群胖子,要么饿出一群瘦子,要么憋出一群疯子,要么就造出一群孩子感染科好了,神经科开始忙了,神经科好了,妇产科又开始忙了,妇产科好了,儿科又要忙了多年以后,孩子问妈妈,为什么这么多人和我同一个月出生的啊?妈妈回答说这件事啊,还得从一只蝙蝠说起…

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  • Bite your tongue:

    Bite your tongue:
    Dont start a population explosion again.
    Go stock up on contraceptives and condoms.
    Give our planet a break please!

    Tech: Its a 12km walk to the nearest pharmacy that’s in business at the edge of the city. After 12km+12km roundtrip, can still sex meh? lol

    Only when want to go poop, then start building the toilet, izzit?

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  • @Bite your tongue

    Stocks can also run out, dio bo? Donch tell me liz outbreak can be predicted all go stock up a year’s supply meh?

    Now bo bianz liao lor, think must change sexing style and pattern liao, maybe try back-entry, irrumation or bukkake? lol

    .

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