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Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

The Doctor and the Jar

An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a sperm sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean...

Did LTA and SBS buy bolts from Taobao?

The LTA and SBS Transit say that the dislodged platform door on DTL station at Sixth Avenue was due to a bolt that holds the door to the guide rail loosening over time. How can this be when Sixth Avenue Station was only opened in Dec 2015? What kind of bolt did they use? From Taobao? Source: The Alternative View !function(d,s,id){var...

SPH getting more desperate?

Warren Fernandez seems to be getting quite desperate and running out of ideas – as his multiple revamp of the Straits Times fail to arrest declining revenues and readership figures with SPH suffering three straight years of falling profit – judging from the proliferation of news on handsome police and hawkers. The...

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