90 Quotes from T-shirts

The following are some interesting quotes from T-Shirts.  I hope that you find them as interesting as I do.  Some are original, and some are made up.  Sorry, but I could not find any that had fair go casino bonus codes …

  • That’s what I do … I fix stuff … and I know things
  • My people skills are just fine.  It is my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
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  • I am your father (text was like Star Wars introduction text)
  • Don’t piss off old people.  The older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent.
  • Built in the fifties.  Original and unrestored.  Some parts are still in working order.
  • I am currently unsupervised.  I know.  It freaks me out too.  But the possibilities are endless.
  • I am a multitasker.  I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.
  • Marty, whatever happens.  Don’t got to 2020 (Referencing Back to the Future Movie)
  • I am proud of many things in my life, but nothing beats being a grandpa.
  • Walk away.  I am a grumpy old man.  I love dogs more than humans.  I have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.
  • Retired – I do what I want, when I want, where I want … See also: not my problem anymore (text is written as a dictionary definition).
  • I am not old.  I am a classic.
  • Mechanic Hourly Rate.  $100/hr standard rate.  $150/hour if you watch.  $175/hour if you help.  $200/hour if you worked on it first.  $250/hour if you tell me how to do my job.
  • I never dreamed that one day I would become a grumpy old man.  But here I am killing it.
  • I am pretty confident that my last words will be “Well, shit.  That did not work.”
  • I may be wrong, but it is highly unlikely.
  • I don’t know how to act my age.  I have never been this old before.
  • Raising my husband is exhausting!
  • My kids laugh because they think I am crazy.  I laugh because they don’t know it is hereditary.
  • I am not a hero.  I am not a legend.  I am one of the one percent who served as guardians of our nation’s freedom. I am a veteran.
  • Now I lay me down to sleep.  Beside my bed, a gun I keep.  And if I wake and you are inside.  The coroner’s van will be your last ride.
  • Jobsite safety:  don’t put your finger anywhere you would not put your (shows a picture of a rooster… cock).
  • Back off.  I have got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident.
  • Oh Lord!  Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them.
  • Admit it.  Life would be boring without me.
  • Don’t mess with old people.  We did not get to this age by being stupid.
  • Let me pour you a tall glass of Get Over It.  Oh, and here is a straw so you can Suck It Up.
  • Life is better with coffee, cats, and books.
  • Don’t underestimate me because I am quiet.  I know more than I say.  I think more than I speak.  I observe more than you know.
  • I am not arguing. I am just explaining why I am right.
  • Faith does not make things easy.  It makes them possible.
  • Be the change you wish to see in the world.
  • “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” (From Harry Potter Book 3)
  • Never stop exploring.
  • Kindness is contagious
  • Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
  • Adventure awaits.
  • Dream big.  Work hard.  Stay focused.  And surround yourself with good people.
  • Be a voice.  Not an echo.
  • Life is a journey.  Not a destination.
  • Dreams don’t work unless you do.
  • Happiness is not a destination.  It is a journey.
  • Do what you love.  Love what you do.
  • Don’t grow up.  It is a trap.
  • I came.  I saw.  I had anxiety.  I left.
  • I am not weird.  I am a limited edition.
  • Stop making drama.  You are not Shakespeare.
  • My job is top secret.  Even I don’t know what I am doing.
  • I am not anti-social.  I am selectively social.
  • Vintage.  1983.  40 years of being awesome.
  • Happiness can found even in the darkest of times.  If one only remembers to turn on the light. (Harry Potter Books)
  • Danger. No filter.
  • Open your heart to new adventures.
  • Sometimes you have to get over your fear to see the beauty on the other side.
  • Mischief managed (Harry Potter Books)
  • No matter how you feel.  Get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.
  • In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion.
  • Do or do not.  There is no try.
  • Sometimes the right path is not the easy one.
  • Life is tough, but so are you.
  • Can I say that curse word now?
  • Life’s roughest storms prove the strength of our anchor.
  • I have neither the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
  • I am not bossy.  I just know what you should be doing.
  • Don’t worry.  You are just as sane as I am.
  • I may be wrong, but I highly doubt it.
  • If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
  • Growth, Mindset.  I can learn from my mistakes.  I can improve by working hard.  I will never give up.  I am determined to do my best.  Self reflection helps me to succeed.  I can overcome challenges with effort.  I can train my brain.
  • Don’t rush me.  I am waiting for the last minute.
  • After 30 years, she still puts up with me.
  • Happiness is a warm puppy.
  • Never underestimate an old man with a guitar.
  • When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.
  • I am an engineer.  To save time, just assume that I am always right.
  • She believed she could, so she did.
  • Stop worrying about people that are not worried about you.
  • When you are not practicing, somebody else is getting better.
  • Poker is like sex.  If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
  • The key to success … playing the hand you are dealt like it was the hand you wanted.
  • No one cares what you folded.
  • I am probably bluffing.
  • Friends don’t let friends play bad cards.
  • Don’t make me use my casino dealer voice.
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  • It is not about the cards you are dealt.  It is about how you play them.
  • As far as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
  • Yes, I have a retirement plan.  I plan to go to the casino.
  • A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
  • Bridge.  It is not a game of chance.

So what you your favorite T-Shirt quotes?

My favorite one of all … “I would rather be at the casino.”

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5 Responses to “90 Quotes from T-shirts”

  • xoxo:

    Let me add 1 more…
    If you vote for PAP,be sure to be struck by Lightning.

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  • opposition dude:

    PAP’s favourites below

    “What’s wrong with making more money?”

    “HDB is affordable”

    “Foreigners create GOOD jobs for Singaporeans”

    “You don’t need a large space to ahem ahem”

    “$1000 salary can buy flat”

    Many, many more which I have forgotten. PAP alone can write a 100 volume encyclopedia on the stupid quotes they have said for all the decades since they came to power.

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  • MarBowling:

    Mai Hum MAKAN SeaHum

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    opposition dude: PAP’s favourites below
    “What’s wrong with making more money?”

    Yes, this is what our great leader LKY said.
    But this is only half of the truth.

    I remember LKY also said The successful must help the less successful.

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  • Harder Truths:

    How many of these in $inkieland will get you arrested?

    Just curious.

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