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The following are some interesting quotes from T-Shirts.  I hope that you find them as interesting as I do.  Some are original, and some are made up.  Sorry, but I could not find any that had fair go casino bonus codes …

• That’s what I do … I fix stuff … and I know things
• My people skills are just fine.  It is my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
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• I am your father (text was like Star Wars introduction text)
• Don’t piss off old people.  The older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent.
• Built in the fifties.  Original and unrestored.  Some parts are still in working order.
• I am currently unsupervised.  I know.  It freaks me out too.  But the possibilities are endless.
• I am a multitasker.  I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.
• Marty, whatever happens.  Don’t got to 2020 (Referencing Back to the Future Movie)
• I am proud of many things in my life, but nothing beats being a grandpa.
• Walk away.  I am a grumpy old man.  I love dogs more than humans.  I have anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people.
• Retired – I do what I want, when I want, where I want … See also: not my problem anymore (text is written as a dictionary definition).
• I am not old.  I am a classic.
• Mechanic Hourly Rate.  $100/hr standard rate.  $150/hour if you watch.  $175/hour if you help.  $200/hour if you worked on it first.  $250/hour if you tell me how to do my job.
• I never dreamed that one day I would become a grumpy old man.  But here I am killing it.
• I am pretty confident that my last words will be “Well, shit.  That did not work.”
• I may be wrong, but it is highly unlikely.
• I don’t know how to act my age.  I have never been this old before.
• Raising my husband is exhausting!
• My kids laugh because they think I am crazy.  I laugh because they don’t know it is hereditary.
• I am not a hero.  I am not a legend.  I am one of the one percent who served as guardians of our nation’s freedom. I am a veteran.
• Now I lay me down to sleep.  Beside my bed, a gun I keep.  And if I wake and you are inside.  The coroner’s van will be your last ride.
• Jobsite safety:  don’t put your finger anywhere you would not put your (shows a picture of a rooster… cock).
• Back off.  I have got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident.
• Oh Lord!  Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them.
• Admit it.  Life would be boring without me.
• Don’t mess with old people.  We did not get to this age by being stupid.
• Let me pour you a tall glass of Get Over It.  Oh, and here is a straw so you can Suck It Up.
• Life is better with coffee, cats, and books.
• Don’t underestimate me because I am quiet.  I know more than I say.  I think more than I speak.  I observe more than you know.
• I am not arguing. I am just explaining why I am right.
• Faith does not make things easy.  It makes them possible.
• Be the change you wish to see in the world.
• “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” (From Harry Potter Book 3)
• Never stop exploring.
• Kindness is contagious
• Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
• Adventure awaits.
• Dream big.  Work hard.  Stay focused.  And surround yourself with good people.
• Be a voice.  Not an echo.
• Life is a journey.  Not a destination.
• Dreams don’t work unless you do.
• Happiness is not a destination.  It is a journey.
• Do what you love.  Love what you do.
• Don’t grow up.  It is a trap.
• I came.  I saw.  I had anxiety.  I left.
• I am not weird.  I am a limited edition.
• Stop making drama.  You are not Shakespeare.
• My job is top secret.  Even I don’t know what I am doing.
• I am not anti-social.  I am selectively social.
• Vintage.  1983.  40 years of being awesome.
• Happiness can found even in the darkest of times.  If one only remembers to turn on the light. (Harry Potter Books)
• Danger. No filter.
• Open your heart to new adventures.
• Sometimes you have to get over your fear to see the beauty on the other side.
• Mischief managed (Harry Potter Books)
• No matter how you feel.  Get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.
• In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion.
• Do or do not.  There is no try.
• Sometimes the right path is not the easy one.
• Life is tough, but so are you.
• Can I say that curse word now?
• Life’s roughest storms prove the strength of our anchor.
• I have neither the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
• I am not bossy.  I just know what you should be doing.
• Don’t worry.  You are just as sane as I am.
• I may be wrong, but I highly doubt it.
• If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
• Growth, Mindset.  I can learn from my mistakes.  I can improve by working hard.  I will never give up.  I am determined to do my best.  Self reflection helps me to succeed.  I can overcome challenges with effort.  I can train my brain.
• Don’t rush me.  I am waiting for the last minute.
• After 30 years, she still puts up with me.
• Happiness is a warm puppy.
• Never underestimate an old man with a guitar.
• When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.
• I am an engineer.  To save time, just assume that I am always right.
• She believed she could, so she did.
• Stop worrying about people that are not worried about you.
• When you are not practicing, somebody else is getting better.
• Poker is like sex.  If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
• The key to success … playing the hand you are dealt like it was the hand you wanted.
• No one cares what you folded.
• I am probably bluffing.
• Friends don’t let friends play bad cards.
• Don’t make me use my casino dealer voice.
• Night shift casino dealer powered by caffeine.
• It is not about the cards you are dealt.  It is about how you play them.
• As far as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
• Yes, I have a retirement plan.  I plan to go to the casino.
• A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
• Bridge.  It is not a game of chance.

So what you your favorite T-Shirt quotes?

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