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100 Bullshit Jobs

Minister for Sustainability

For a population of 5.5 M, we have a PM, a DPM, TWO senior ministers, and THREE ministers in PM office., plus a host of other Ministers.. –sheeesh.!

All highly paid..from tax payers’ money..!

And Grace Fu is now also Minister for “Sustainability”..! What in the world does such a minister do ..?? ( I am reading a book called “100 Bullshit Jobs” by Stanley Bing. This must be one of them.!)

 

* Facebook post by Leslie Terh.

 

 

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28 Responses to “100 Bullshit Jobs”

  • xoxo:

    There is bullSHIT n bullCRAP.
    Here in Sg,we have PAPyCRAP!

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  • Dirty mayors:

    To sustain themselves?

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  • When I just arrived in China donkey years ago, a Chinese policeman told me a joke about how a government department has staff that are from one big happy family and close friends and relatives from the same village.

    It appears that a friend of his just got promoted to a quite senior position in a government agency.

    What happened was that hypothetically, this new senior official created a new post of Manager for his brother to be in charge of all the toilets in the building, there were 8 toilets.

    This brother then went on to create 8 more posts for his wife, aunties, and close relatives to assist him as assistant managers of toilets, each assistant in charge of 1 toilet.

    Then these assistant managers went on to employ deputy assistant managers, team leaders, senior toilet cleaners, assistant senior toilet cleaners, toilet cleaners, etc etc etc.

    When it comes to doing the real work, only 16 toilet cleaners were cleaning the toilets daily while the rest of the “management staff” were either at home, on holiday or playing mahjong daily.

    In the end, that government department was practically feeding the entire village.

    You say funny or not this joke?

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  • Boh Kia See:

    This is the way the PAP rewards its followers.

    What you see is payment for loyalty. It is a small island–smaller than some farms in Australia. So why the need to have so many Ministers and political appointees?

    Such an arrangement tells you that Singapore Government has very low productivity themselves. Just how many Ministers are there in the PM’s office?

    They are the people directly bought by the PAP. Then there are people who are indirectly bought by the PAP. They are the employees of PA and the CCCs.

    If you add up all these leaches you will know why it is important for the PAP to be in power forever.

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  • oxygen:

    I REALLY WONDER ABOUT THE IMMENSE RISKS of survival chances of LEE-jiapore post Covid-19.

    Where is the sustainability fart of fiction comes from?

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  • RDB:

    Dear @TRE Techie:
    August 3, 2020 at 6:21 am (Quote),

    You sound soo vally funnernee leh… as I laughed until now tummy ache liao need to go to toilet to “pangsai” lor!

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  • uselesstankl:

    So funny, just like PAP…..

    HAHAHA

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  • oxygen:

    COVID-19 DAMAGE IMPACT on global economy is APOCALYPSE of scale impact, PARTICULARLY in airline transportation, restaurant, international tourism (Disneyland family-oriented density leisure etc) commercial real estate if it is NOT TERMINAL of outcomes.

    The write-downs for asset impairment is only just beginning, particularly for oil and gas sector – symptomatic and illustrative of crushing impact of Covid-19 pandemic.

    Why The $17.5 Billion Write-Down Is Just The Beginning For BP

    https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Why-The-175-Billion-Write-Down-Is-Just-The-Beginning-For-BP.html

    More to come.

    Read this warning from Marketwatch.com

    Analyst:Long-term deleterious economic after-effects of pandemics could span multiple decades

    The stock market could be facing ‘multiple decades’ of ‘deleterious’ economic after-effects, analyst warns

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-stock-market-could-be-facing-multiple-decades-of-deleterious-economic-after-effects-analyst-warns-2020-08-02?mod=home-page

    WHAT CAN THE APPOINTMENT OF GRACE FU or any other appointee TO THE NEWLY INVENTED STRANGE POSITION OF MINISTER OF SUSTAINABILITY DO TO AMELIORATE OR CONTAIN THESE TSUNAMI-SCALE TURBULENCE sweeping in from LEE-jiapore EXTERNAL ENVIRONMENT WREAKING HAVOC TO JOB, LIVE AND FUTURE of all other little peasants?

    It is a COMEDY or is it not?

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  • Make list of Monstral Jobs:

    Can someone make a list of all Monstral Jobs and the respective Salaries+Bonuses and The Grand Total.

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  • NotMyProblem:

    We now have swabbers, temperature taker, safe distance ambassadors, security etc

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  • so true:

    Dirty mayors:
    To sustain themselves?

    haha good one!

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  • Billy ma:

    Lhl must be so sure PAP will wipe out the entire WP that he happily increase the number of seats to 93.
    And he must have in mind a lot of additional high paying cabinet jobs to spread around.

    No surprise if lhl even do a salary increment exercise for himself & his cronies if PAP garnered more than 70% of the votes again.

    But as things did not turn out as he want, nevertheless the $$$ sharing scheme still took place anyway.
    Pretty sure PAP can by any mean comes up with scheme & measures to make more distribution to themselves.

    Next election is far away yet so lots of time to do whatever.

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  • its a mad mad world we live in:

    to most of us sgs, our sgov is a huge joke.
    a bunch of jokers “manning the store”.
    a sick joke and no one’s laughing.

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  • But:

    Techie make some pointers but …. not funny at all.

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  • Create more local jobs:

    Hope the Ministers will start create more decent jobs for the Singaporean soon…
    Many jobs losts already…and more is coming soon.
    Only the MPs and civil servants jobs are safe now…

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  • Soccerbetting2:

    How come the expensive library at Harbour front is opened already yet the library at Harbour front don’t allow people to seat as all seats are sealed up. And all those internet computers at Harbour front library are shut off, so cannot read internet news? What for open an expensive library at Harbour front yet facilities are not available? Such expensive library system should be closed off to save public funds and fired off all those library beast women to give jobs to elderly males so that they don’t need to clean tables at coffeeshop. Public library should be located at HDB blocks not shopping mall to save money. That China Town expensive library system is another disgrace found on top of expensive Chinatown point shopping mall where few visitors go there. All these library expensive rentals space obviously come out of public funds for shopping mall to profit excessively! Pui to such shameless women wing system that is manning our library! Disgraceful don’t feel shame to have a library system that employs all those women wing people? Pui to her shameless women wing rights mentality.

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  • Soccerbetting2:

    How come the expensive library at Harbour front is opened already yet the library at Harbour front don’t allow people to seat as all seats are sealed up. And all those internet computers at Harbour front library are shut off, so cannot read internet news? What for open an expensive library at Harbour front yet facilities are not available? Such expensive library system should be closed off to save public funds and fired off all those library beast women to give jobs to elderly males so that they don’t need to clean tables at coffeeshop. Public library should be located at HDB blocks not shopping mall to save money. That China Town expensive library system is another disgrace found on top of expensive Chinatown point shopping mall where few visitors go there. All these library expensive rentals space obviously come out of public funds for shopping mall to profit excessively! Pui to such shameless women wing system that is manning our library!

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  • Asd:

    I think it’s happy occasion for suckerporean since they voted for it so enjoy it

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  • New world order:

    Too many unemployed graduate will cause revolution – Lee Kuan Yew

    so create more posts to fill them up

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  • Harder Truths:

    Minister of Sustainability

    To sustain the salary of MP’s and civil servants no matter how badly the people suffer.

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  • tan kin lian is pea brained:

    5.5m is a pap number.

    the number of sheep and OPPO supporters holding PINK I/C in total number 3.3m only.

    the remaining 2.2m are mostly ceca ah nehs who bring their ceca villages into Singapore.

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  • QED:

    Just Some Thoughts About Sustainability Minister:

    May be after making multi-millions from taxpayers’ money, the gang of multi-millionaire ministers suddenly, after the results of GE2020, thought they might one day, in the not too distant future, be voted out of their of juicy and comfy money-making-the-easy-path-out positions.

    Therefore, they came out with a Millionaire Minister of Sustainability:

    The functions of such a Millionaire Minister of Sustainability are, if I may try to visualize creatively (taking a leaf from the creative Millionaire Ministers):

    1. To sustain their ministerial positions.

    2. To sustain their out-of-this-world political remuneration.

    3. To sustain sex in a small space, in order to prove that Josephine Teo’s idea of sex in a small space works.

    4. To sustain the importing of more and more CECA Indians so as to make Indians the majority, to undermine the Chinese majority.

    5. To sustain an extremely expensive Singapore government, so that the PAP elites can continue to reap benefits (power, fame, status and money) forever.

    6. To sustain the Fami-lee pulling all the Strings of Power and PM’s wife’s mysterious pay package can be kept secret forever.

    7. This is of paramount importance: To sustain the PAP’s political and economic powers forever.

    By QED (Quite Easily Done) – 6 Aug 2020

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  • Some more ...:

    … after that, they are “helicoptered” into another well paid job in GLCs where Temasek Holdings pick up the tab.
    Temasek can afford this small change.
    Just look at the billion dollar price tabs Temasek picks up recently, bailing out SIA, even private companies like PIL’s (whose owner is former Chairman of some Singapore-China Business Club, and Olam (whose founder is former IE Singapore Chairman).
    Soon, it will be SembMarine, Keppel Corp.

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  • BS:

    BS masquerading as not $500K-mediocre but self-praised and self-chequed $million-”talent”. BS is purely BS regardless of grandiose title, conceited position & $million renumeration for incompetence.

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  • prudent action needed:

    Need to create more decent jobs for singaporean.
    Help jobless Singaporean to help themselves.

    Cannot depend on Government or companies.
    Should give grants to jobless PMETs to help themselves ,rather than do non sustainable temporary assignment or useless course with no decent jobs at the end.
    Better they learn to take ownership of their lives and career.Promote entrepreneurship and risk taking.Best time to do it with the Pandemic situation.

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  • "Sustaining" the lie:

    Actually the Minister for National Development should be also be the Minister for Sustainability. Why? Because he/she needs to “sustain” the mother-of-all lies in Singapore – that HDB is a good investment for CPF money despite the fact is will steadily depreciate to ZERO as the remaining lease get shorter daily. The sharp rise in HDB prices (more than doubled) since LHL became PM is due to an unsustainable “property bubble”. Despite HIP1 (and HIP2) HDB flat will still depreciate to ZERO.

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  • 154media:

    those FTs create fake resumes and contacts to verify their work experiences. Even their certificates are forged. I advise these brainwshed to be honest sinkies to do the same if u want to land a job. But wait. Sinkies do anything go in jail sit there for 2 years. But Fts just get deported.

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  • Yaydadada:

    Bullshit jobs ? Have you read what MP Rahayu Mahzam said .. “ madam hAlimah said this … madam Halimah said that .. madam talk about social mobitity .. about preserve values … “ yah dada dada .. this is how good a PAP MP .. not a single idea Nor a single goodness .. just like a mere fragile regurgitation of a blind man follows .. Rahayu yu are part of that inclusive bullshit . Say something to show us u have a backbone of your own to call your own .

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