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警世寓言:投票过后 (Cautionary Parable: After Votes are Counted)

警世寓言:投票过后 (Cautionary Parable: After Votes are Counted)

某日某个国会议员在大街上不幸被一辆大卡车撞死。 议员的灵魂升上天堂,圣彼得在大门口展臂欢迎。 “欢迎来到天堂,”圣彼得说:“在您落户之前,我们有点麻烦。我们很少在这儿见过高官,不知如何为您作出安排。” “没关系,让我进去就得了,”议员说。 圣彼得说:“这个…我很乐意让您进来,但上头有交待。这样吧,我们会让你在地狱和天堂各住一天,然后你可以选择要在哪儿消磨永生。” “真的?但我已作出抉择,我要住在天堂,”议员说。 “非常抱歉,我们得遵守条例,”圣彼得回答。 就这样,圣彼得带他乘电梯往下降落、降落,直到地狱。电梯门一开,眼前是一片绿油油的高尔夫球场,不远处是一座富丽堂皇的会所,会所前站着一帮他生前的朋友以及曾跟他共事过的政客。 大家身着亮丽晚服,显得十分开心。他们向他跑来,热情地跟他握手、寒暄、叙旧,间中还兴高采烈地聊起往日剥削百姓欢享荣华富贵的好时光。 他们玩了一局高尔夫球,然后共进晚餐,宾主共享一桌肥美的龙虾、鱼子酱和香槟。 席上还有魔鬼同座。魔鬼其实挺和蔼可亲,他与众人共舞说笑,宾主尽欢。欢乐的时光过得真快,瞬间就到了告辞的时刻。 人人与他相拥话别,电梯上升之际,还看到友人依依不舍地挥着手… 电梯上升、上升、上升,梯门重开时,只见圣彼得在天堂等着他。 “现在该去看看天堂了,”圣彼得说。 如此这般,24小时过去,议员跟一群满心喜悦的圣灵在白云间悠游,拨弄竖琴,吟咏诗歌,欢度美好时光。可是,天堂的24小时也过去了,圣彼得回到他面前。 “怎样?地狱和天堂你分别住了一天。你要在哪里消磨永生?” 议员考虑了一分钟,说:“这个,我以前从没想到是这样的,天堂是不错,但我想,在地狱,我应该会活得更快乐、更美好。” 如是,圣彼得引领他来到电梯前,他开始往下降、降、降到地狱里去。 电梯门一开,他发现自己身处于一处荒地,到处是臭不可闻的废物和垃圾。 他看到先前的朋友们衣衫褴褛,手持黑塑料袋,忙着捡拾垃圾,而垃圾如雨般从上方不断掉落。 魔鬼来到他面前,用手搂着他的肩头。 “怎么会这样,”议员结结巴巴地说。“昨天我才在这儿,这里有高尔夫球场,有豪华会所,我们大吃海鲜,大喝美酒,我们高歌跳舞,多么快活。怎么现在只有一片垃圾场,朋友们看起来这么悲惨。到底是怎么回事?” 魔鬼看了他一眼,笑着说:“昨天是竞选活动…今天…你已经投票了。” . 译者:雷风雨 來源:大马论坛  Read More →

Tweet or Tricks

Tweet or Tricks

Fake Twitter accounts have sprung up in Singapore to satirise famous people or organisations. SINGAPORE: Fake-PMLee, fakestomp, fakeMOE, therealfakeNTU – and the list goes on. These are the names of fake Twitter accounts which have sprung up to lampoon everything from SingTel to Singapore Press Holdings’ citizen journalism... 

PAP moves to counter criticism of party, Govt in cyberspace

PAP moves to counter criticism of party, Govt in cyberspace

THE People’s Action Party (PAP) is mounting a quiet counter-insurgency against its online critics. It has members going into Internet forums and blogs to rebut anti-establishment views and putting up postings anonymously. Sources told The Straits Times the initiative is driven by two sub-committees of the PAP’s ‘new media’... 



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