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How many persons to fix a light bulb?

PAP Wayang - How many persons to fix a light bulb?

Do you know how many persons PAP will need to fix a lightbulb?

They will employ TWO foreign workers just to hold the ladder with 1 lady wearing long skirt to fix the light bulb!

No wonder our Total Factor Productivity is LOW!

Correction:
They actually needed FOUR persons to fix the light bulb... One more to take Photo/Video of it!

 

Goh Meng Seng

 

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46 Responses to “How many persons to fix a light bulb?”

  • Clap3:

    Just remember we need a few $million salary persons to distribute coupons, where a computer program (already existing) can do the job.

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  • Free and Dangerous:

    Imperceptible light flicker from LEDs can lead to headaches, visual fatigue, migraines, and, ultimately, to “hormone disruption, because of stress on the hypothalamus/pituitary glands.”

    A 2019 report by The French Agency for Food, Environment and Occupational Health and Safety (ANSES) found the blue light emitted from LEDs can harm the human eye. Blue light, common in LED devices, has a phototoxic effect. This means repeated exposure can make our skin and eyes extremely sensitive to light.

    The AMA says that life-long exposure of the retina and lens to blue peaks from LEDs can increase the risk of cataract and age-related macular degeneration. Studies also reveal that light emitted by LEDs can cause retinal changes, if there is high exposure for even a short period of time.

    The cells that house melanopsin are particularly sensitive to blue light and melanopsin is fundamental in setting circadian rhythms. Because of this, the effect of blue LEDs is an increase in alertness and interference with sleep patterns in both humans and animals.

    etc etc etc

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  • @Free and Dangerous

    Ah I see. So an extra 2 people have to hold the ladder while the bulb is being changed for your abovesaid may cause drowsiness and then the poster girl will fall and injure herself.

    Sounds logical to me. lol

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  • Bke:

    Next time put on 4 section feather wings.(No need ladder)

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  • Sporeans Keep Govt Employed:

    How many gays does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    Answer: ten

    One to put in the lightbulb and the rest to chorus :”oh it’s so bright!”

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    Dear Goh Meng Seng,
    At the minimum, PAP got sound got sight.

    Opposition no sound no sight.

    Opposition like SINGAROAR ran away from my question.

    I know you are reading this. So can you answer below question?

    After this, I got more question for you. But first answer this.

    Choose 1 or 2 from below.

    CogLiar:
    Good. Question this person on every “fact” that he throws out.

    Yes, question, check, verify. Trust but Verify.

    I have a question for you, please answer. Don’t run away.

    Please tell us if you are with our Son of Singapore CEO Chew or against our Son of Singapore CEO Chew (U$ voted to ban tiktok)
    https://shorturl.asia/iGIkE

    Either you are with us or against us. Choose 1 or 2 from below choice.
    Answer:
    1. We Opposition are with our Son of Singapore CEO Chew.
    2. We Opposition are against our Son of Singapore CEO Chew.
    We are with the Americunt who voted to ban TikTok as The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States is a lies.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    This is a clear case that when Opposition unable to answer my questions, they ran away and resort to smearing.

    Oppositions are just bunch of losers.

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  • rice:

    Lever mine low productivity lah!
    You see “GDP” is aided higher with wage$ of 1 minister,2 bangla and 1 photog.
    GDP SURE HIGHER mah?⅖

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  • 空军基地:

    三个人去换一个灯泡很安全。

    阿盛一个人去换灯泡有可能会摔个四脚朝天。

    “欲速则不达”! 连这一点常识都没有?

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  • CCP Agent:

    You expose yourself as a foreign agent. You try very hard to gather mass political support for a China company.

    CONFESS!

    Singaporean R Free Rider: Yes, question, check, verify. Trust but Verify.

    I have a question for you, please answer. Don’t run away.

    Please tell us if you are with our Son of Singapore CEO Chew or against our Son of Singapore CEO Chew (U$ voted to ban tiktok)
    https://shorturl.asia/iGIkE

    Either you are with us or against us. Choose 1 or 2 from below choice.
    Answer:
    1. We Opposition are with our Son of Singapore CEO Chew.
    2. We Opposition are against our Son of Singapore CEO Chew.
    We are with the Americunt who voted to ban TikTok as The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States is a lies.

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  • NotMyProblem:

    “How many persons to fix a light bulb?”. According to our MOM’s standard, we need 6 persons to change the bulb.

    one to do the risk assessment.
    one supervisor,
    two to hold the ladder,
    one to do the fixing,
    one LEW to approve the work.

    BTW, I don’t see anyone wearing PPE, especially the lumen orange vest.

    MOM says all this is productivity!!

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  • We got productivity?:

    Every time you travel on roads or walk pass it you see there are always few construction workers standing there while only one is really working . The worst I observed so far was like 8 standing see see 1 working.

    This is horrible wasting Human Resources and labour costs.

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  • OMG:

    Really PAP wayang! Elections nearing so must show theyre working! Can they see how ridiculous they look?
    If not Elections “no pictur no sound”

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  • opposition dude:

    The claasic light bulb joke ah ha ha ha!

    Of course if one is going to fix the damn bulb one would probably not be wearing a long skirt nor need 2 guys to hold the ladder.

    But just for laughs, the actual answer should be more than 4. The picture all salah, the MP/minister no need to be in the picture one, just need to call others to do it. Then you will have representaives from simi HDB lah, URA lah, PUB lah and so on. So end up one group of guys all looking up at the ceiling wondering who’s job it is to actually fix it.

    Remember Halimah cooking without any fire on her stove? Go google if you have forgotten, that was another wayang and another real good laugh!

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  • Sporeans Keep Govt Employed:

    @Spore Are Free Riders

    CogLiar:
    “Good. Question this person on every “fact” that he throws out.”

    This quote is from another thread/article.

    Why quote here?

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  • Poor Subsidies:

    The poor woman (not the one on the ladder) will be accounted as having received a subsidy of $10,000 for the light change.

    Tio boh?

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  • Light The Way:

    You forgot about the immediate supervisor of the 2 foreign workers.

    In the event she falls from the ladder, who is going to take full responsibility?

    Do it the PAP way. All the way.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    CCP Agent:
    You expose yourself as a foreign agent. You try very hard to gather mass political support for a China company.

    CONFESS!

    You are an idiot..
    I am soliciting support for our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi who served 2.5 years of NS.

    And please use your pea brain and read more and verify.
    50% of TikTok shares are owned by Americunt.
    https://shorturl.asia/pWuV3

    Pea brain Opposition.

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  • CCP Agent:

    You can’t deny this: TT is owned by a China company.

    You try to gather local politicians support for a China company.

    By gov laws, you ARE a foreign agent. CONFESS!

    It is irrelevant whether the CEO of TT is a Singaporean or not.

    Singaporean R Free Rider: CCP Agent:
    You expose yourself as a foreign agent. You try very hard to gather mass political support for a China company.

    CONFESS!

    You are an idiot..
    I am soliciting support for our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi who served 2.5 years of NS.

    And please use your pea brain and read more and verify.
    50% of TikTok shares are owned by Americunt.
    https://shorturl.asia/pWuV3

    Pea brain Opposition.

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  • CCP Agent:

    China Foreign Affairs defend TikTok, because it is owned by a China company. China Foreign Affairs never ever defend a Singapore company.

    Free rider trying to gather local politicians to support TikTok. Free rider is what the gov called a foreign agent. He must be registered and monitored.

    美众议院通过TikTok法案 中国外交部回应:强盗逻辑.
    14日,中国外交部发言人回应美国众议院日前通过TikTok相关法案时说:“看到别人的好东西就要想方设法据为己有,这完全是强盗逻辑。”TikTok CEO发表视频表示会竭尽所能行使合法权利保护平台。

    美国有线电视新闻网记者:美国国会议员将就禁用TikTok进行投票。无论投票结果如何,你对美国议员和公众对中国企业的不信任有何评论?

    汪文斌:近年来,尽管美方始终没有找到TikTok威胁美国国家安全的证据,却始终没有停止对TikTok的打压。这种不能在公平竞争中取胜、就采取霸凌行径的做法,扰乱的是企业的正常经营活动,损害的是国际投资者对投资环境的信心,破坏的是正常的国际经贸秩序,最终必将反噬美国自身。

    法新社记者:美国前财长姆努钦称,他将组建财团,寻求收购TikTok。发言人对此有何回应?

    汪文斌:关于美方对TikTok的处理,昨天我们已经阐明了相关立场,中国商务部新闻发言人也表明了中方的严正立场。

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    Mr GMS, so lucky this is sg. If China or HK, your 唱衰 action will be severely dealt with.

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  • Clap3:

    No use diverting attention. This has nothing to do with 唱衰.

    GMS is very sharp in his criticism.

    PAP mandate strong:
    Mr GMS, so lucky this is sg. If China or HK, your 唱衰 action will be severely dealt with.

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  • 陈道娣:

    “好男不与女斗”!

    阿圣曾被一个女的打到落花流水!

    没吸取教训,现在又去惹另外一个女人。

    阿圣呐,你要当心了,这个女的好像段数更高。

    Clap3:
    No use diverting attention. This has nothing to do with 唱衰.

    GMS is very sharp in his criticism.

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  • SINGAROAR:

    GMS, a good shot of the productivity of the PAP team. Hahaha, you have done so well here.Kudos.

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    Oh really?

    Its not going to help him win additional votes if next GE he runs again and if against Sun Xue Ling even one on one.

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  • SINGAROAR:

    @PAP mandate strong
    Didn’t the killing of the altruistic twins take place in Sun’s constituency? Where was the support for the family? No State support structures in place, causing a depressed, distressed in agony parent to take the lives, out of fear for the wellbeing of his two sons.Has there been any initiative to ensure families have more support by the MP or as the photo shows, she needs half a dozen people to change a bulb? So she needs the support?

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  • rice:

    Is there any dignified minister here or MPs or any tru blu sg who can honestly say that our National Productivity is much better than before when former Sg-PMETs were the dominant labour force than it is now?

    Our PRODUCTIVITY is pathetically low despite and in spite of the FTs the G replaced former sg-PMETs with by DUMPing such numbers of FTs(Foreign Trash or Talent,you decide).
    Yet,it is so so exuberant to note the G claims HIGH KPIs for the respective ministries,one by one?
    So ,we wonder what our ministers meant when they claim HIGH KPI?
    I can only think of it as pertaining to the ability of EACH N EVERY MINISTER TO COME OUT WITH $chemes to “COLLECT MORE MONEY”.
    What about you?

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    CCP Agent:
    You can’t deny this: TT is owned by a China company.

    Pea brained GMS. 50% of the shareholders are foreigners.

    CCP Agent:
    You try to gather local politicians support for a China company.

    By gov laws, you ARE a foreign agent. CONFESS!

    It is irrelevant whether the CEO of TT is a Singaporean or not.

    Wrong. It is relevant as the CEO of TT is a Singaporean.
    I am, like Kim Huat is gathering support for a never keng NSF Singaporean.
    Kim Huat and Senator
    https://shorturl.asia/xbC6S

    You, GMS, on the other hand always criticize our great PAP for being undemocratic.

    This means that you are very democratic, therefore YOU MUST answer questions below. A simple Yes or No is suffice.

    1. Is Kim Huat a CCP agent ?

    2. Do you Opposition support U$A banning of TikTok when they are unable compete ?

    3. Do you Opposition support U$A continual supply of money and weapons to Israel in their genocide operation in GAZA ?
    https://shorturl.asia/8hPWf

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/first_amendment
    It guarantees freedom of expression by prohibiting Congress from restricting the press or the rights of individuals to speak freely.

    Opposition leader Dr Chee, Kenneth, Tan Cheng Bock, Tan Kin Lian we demand you and all Opposition supporters to answer it.

    Goh Meng Seng, Please answer.
    Please share and post the question to all anti PAP idiots and demand them to answer

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  • CCP Agent:

    Kim Huat is a comedian making fun of US senators. He did not try to gather Sg politician support for TT.

    You do and are still trying.

    CONFESS! you foreign agent.

    Singaporean R Free Rider: Kim Huat and Senator
    https://shorturl.asia/xbC6S

    You, GMS, on the other hand always criticize our great PAP for being undemocratic.

    This means that you are very democratic, therefore YOU MUST answer questions below. A simple Yes or No is suffice.

    1. Is Kim Huat a CCP agent ?

    2. Do you Opposition support U$A banning of TikTok when they are unable compete ?

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    @ SINGROAR

    You say like that not right wo. For assumption sake, let us assume totally no support from gov or ngo or charity. Does that mean you can use this as a reason to manslaughter anyone including own flesh and blood ?
    The father was affluent and even theres monetary issues, through crowdfunding people will help. What about his relatives, friends, colleagues, neighbours ?

    And what support can WP PSP or Mr GMS offer ?

    Pinning it on Ms Sun, that’s too low ?

    Mental capacity or brain issue is a more difficult problem to resolve. Hopefully thru science medicine technology breakthru, we can improve it , reverse it or even cure it. E.g. neurolink.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    CCP Agent:
    Kim Huat is a comedian making fun of US senators. He did not try to gather Sg politician support for TT.

    You do and are still trying.

    CONFESS! you foreign agent.

    Singaporean R Free Rider: Kim Huat and Senator
    https://shorturl.asia/xbC6S

    You, GMS, on the other hand always criticize our great PAP for being undemocratic.

    This means that you are very democratic, therefore YOU MUST answer questions below. A simple Yes or No is suffice.

    1. Is Kim Huat a CCP agent ?

    2. Do you Opposition support U$A banning of TikTok when they are unable compete ?

    Kim Huat is supporting our never keng 2.5 years NSF Chew Shou Zi, the son of Singapore through his funny acting.

    But you Goh Meng Seng, you think you are clever but you are not.
    You are a coward, oh yes, a real coward.
    You dare not quote me in full nor answer my 3 question to wriggle/smoke your way out like a snake/serpent.

    At the minimum, George Bush had the guts to tell lies to take his stand:
    Either you are with us or against us.

    Now back to you Goh Meng Seng and all Opposition, tell us what is your stand on my 3 questions. Answer Yes or No is suffice.

    I had 10 questions. But first, answer above post 28 3 questions first.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    PAP mandate strong:
    @ SINGROAR
    You say like that not right wo. For assumption sake, let us assume totally no support from gov or ngo or charity. Does thatmean you can use this as a reason to manslaughter anyone including own flesh and blood ?
    The father was affluent and even theres monetary issues, through crowdfunding people will help.What about his relatives, friends, colleagues, neighbours ?

    And what support can WP PSP or Mr GMSoffer ?

    Pinning it on Ms Sun, that’s too low ?

    Mental capacity or brain issue is a more difficult problem to resolve. Hopefully thru science medicine technology breakthru, we can improve it , reverse it or even cure it. E.g. neurolink.

    Very well said.

    Opposition never want to take responsibility. Opposition always shirk their responsibilities.

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  • SINGAROAR:

    @PAP mandate strong
    Instead of showing her skills in changing bulbs, addressing issues affecting families that fall out of the “norms,” is what an MP should be addressing.Is she being paid to change bulbs? So since the manslaughter happened any new initiatives to help prevent another killing of the same?

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  • Maddock:

    疯狗乱吠

    Singaporean R Free Rider: I had 10 questions.

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  • TaylorSwift @ tennisHub:

    ”New ‘first-class’ Kallang Tennis Centre to be ready by end-2022”
    ”As part of the master plan, four new facilities will open in 2024 – Kallang Tennis Hub, Kallang Football Hub”
    ”It has demonstrated Singapore’s ability and infrastructure to host a world-class sporting event”

    Since Edwin Tong cannot bring in any tennis event as promised, TaylorSwift will be singing at the new multi-million Kallang Tennis Hub.
    Meanwhile it will be rotting away while the whole island is short of sports facilities.
    If you cannot bring in major football events, TaylorSwift can help.
    Total Fail.

    We got productivity?:
    Every time you travel on roads or walk pass it you see there are always few construction workers standing there while only one is really working . The worst I observed so far was like 8 standing see see 1 working.

    This is horrible wasting Human Resources and labour costs.

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    From another angle , demonstrating the right and safe way for the elderly to change the LED bulb incase future she had to do it herself / himself. Especially spoilt in the evening or night. LED bulbs do have lifespan. Either is old couple do it themselves or with neighbours help. Young people of course sup sup sui. anytime. Old people cannot fall unless they always exercise and stay active. Hired someone foc to change for them 24 7 is it ? Who ? Mr GMS or you want to volunteer si boh ? Only for the sick, handicapped, disable and above 60 !

    @ Instead of showing her skills in changing bulbs, addressing issues affecting families that fall out of the “norms,” is what an MP should be addressing.Is she being paid to change bulbs? So since the manslaughter happened any new initiatives to help prevent another killing of the same?

    Cannot say you dont have a point. First no accidents or crimes happened in WP constituencies resulting people mati or serious injuries ? So blame WP MPs is it ?
    More can done for autism families ? Not wrong but its not a 三言两语 can settle issue. Hire two maids to take care of twins ? One for each ? Is the maid trained to handle autism child ? You need a professional or at least someone trained and with experience to do it. Now thats expensive and lack of such people. Then the maid also need to sleep, need to go toilet, need to rest and have her life also. Probably the father also psych issues plus marriage on the rock issues. As hes affluent, my guessed is his life from young to before the tragic event maybe quite smooth, no serious or very painful setbacks. Suddenly bad things happened one after another, he just lost it.

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    Honestly speaking, 实话实说 if same scenario happens to me. Will i manage it better or will i do worse ? A big question mark. 不容易 for that i apologise!

    願说有孩子都健康聪明伶俐的成长. 感恩感恩.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    Maddock:
    疯狗乱吠

    Coward Goh Meng Seng and all oppositions, unable to debate and resort to verbal violence ?

    Don’t divert attention.

    All Opposition must state your stand.

    Are you with our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi or are you against our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi?

    Please share and question all Oppositions.
    Make them answer it.

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  • China Good:

    Welcome. Join me in showing the good things in China and its organizations. Tiktok, ByteD, Temu, HK, Taiwan, etc.

    Singaporean R Free Rider: Coward Goh Meng Seng and all oppositions, unable to debate and resort to verbal violence ?

    Don’t divert attention.

    All Opposition must state your stand.

    Are you with our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi or are you against our Son of Singapore Chew Shou Zi?

    Please share and question all Oppositions.
    Make them answer it.

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  • SINGAROAR:

    @PAP mandate strong
    You missed the point I was making. It was about what is being done at State level with the huge resources we have? It is not about what happens in their homes. The manslaughter happening shows that we have failed the family as a community. This is where the focus of MPs should be not trying to score points changing bulbs. It is a cheap stunt.
    @Singaporean R Free Rider
    Chew seems fully capable of handling himself.Does he need any input from you? Please don’t insult the dashing Chew.

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  • Fake Indian:

    FR is a person with very low self esteem. He tries to identify with strong persons. He hopes that makes him strong, but he ends up as a laughing stock.

    His talk about Chew is not to support Chew, but really about raising his own image. Of course, he’s pathetic.

    SINGAROAR: @Singaporean R Free Rider
    Chew seems fully capable of handling himself.Does he need any input from you? Please don’t insult the dashing Chew.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    SINGAROAR: @Singaporean R Free Rider
    Chew seems fully capable of handling himself.Does he need any input from you? Please don’t insult the dashing Chew.

    Opposition are idiots who don’t use brain to think before shooting off.

    Going by your logic, your ma$ter Americunt don’t need allies NATO when it invaded Iraq correct ?

    George Bu$h don’t need to say Either you are with us or against us right?

    Let me re-phrase what you said:
    America is fully capable of handling itself. Does he need any input from NATO allies? Please don’t insult the genocide America.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    Fake Indian:
    FR is a person with very low self esteem. He tries to identify with strong persons. He hopes that makes him strong, but he ends up as a laughing stock.

    His talk about Chew is not to support Chew, but really about raising his own image. Of course, he’s pathetic.

    You Opposition are such a pathetic clown.

    Have you and Goh Meng Seng made up your mind on whether I am CCP agent or CIA agent ?

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  • Poor Ukrainians:

    West gets ‘fantastic value’ out of Ukraine – Boris Johnson
    Kiev is fighting “for our own interest” at comparatively small cost, the former British prime minister has said
    West gets ‘fantastic value’ out of Ukraine – Boris Johnson

    The Ukrainians are fighting the West’s fight with Russia and do not ask for much, so the money and resources put into the country generate “fantastic value,” according to former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

    Free Rider also fight for west interest. He’s a volunteer cannon fodder.

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  • Singaporean R Free Rider:

    Poor Ukrainians:
    West gets ‘fantastic value’ out of Ukraine – Boris Johnson
    Kiev is fighting “for our own interest” at comparatively small cost, the former British prime minister has said
    West gets ‘fantastic value’ out of Ukraine – Boris Johnson

    The Ukrainians are fighting the West’s fight with Russia and do not ask for much, so the money and resources put into the country generate “fantastic value,” according to former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

    Free Rider also fight for west interest. He’s a volunteer cannon fodder.

    Dear Poor Ukrainians,
    You tru$t the British? You are such an idiots.

    Go get some guidance from our great founding Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew.

    Lee Kuan Yew:
    The British never governed this country by one man one vote.
    It was one British government, one British resident and his word was law.
    https://shorturl.asia/tuUDF

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  • PAP mandate strong:

    @ Singaroar

    Did i not say you do have a point.

    Wayang or not.

    As i mentioned above. Same scenario happened to me, the agony the pain the fear the stress …etc in the end regardless i ( or immediate family ) still have to bear. Even theres help ( very good neighbours, very good relatives, very good colleagues, very good boss, very good gov ), best is still 60% myself 40% others help. Generally 80 20 or 70 30. 50 50 very rare.

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