
Tin Pei Ling – PAP’s materialistic woman candidate (poem)
When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be Will I be pretty, will I be rich Here's what she said to me. Que Pei Ling, Pei Ling, Get a rich husband, forget how old is he, The future is as bright as can be, Que Pei Ling, Pei Ling Ferrari, LV.... When I was 25, I got married, I asked my husband what lies ahead Will we have rainbows, day after day Here's what my hubby said. Que Pei Ling, Pei Ling, I work in Pee A Pee, the money keeps pouring in, Que Pei Ling, Pei Ling Lambogini, Gucci... Now I am in Pee A Pee I ask Matthias, where will I stand, Will it be SMC or will it be GRC, This is what he says to me. Que Pei Ling, Pei Ling, Just act cute and smile, Marine Parade is it, when you see uncle Goh Easy... Peesy... . Source:...

Kenneth Jeyaretnam will speak up for all Singaporeans (poem)
Kenneth Jeyaretnam Dear residents of Pioneer SMC, Kenneth Jeyaretnam is coming to your town, He surely qualifies to wear the MP's crown, He'll speak up for all whether black or brown, So please don't let him and yourself down, Because the alternative will be a PAP clown. . Deen Read More →
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